(Mostly) Google Prose - My Vagina Wants

My vagina wants to go deeper. It's hungry for depth.
My vagina wants a world where it decides when and how and with whom.
My vagina wants an Uzi.
My vagina wants its own cooking show.
My vagina wants to play Hungry, Hungry Hippo with your cock.
My vagina wants to try.
My vagina wants to go on dates.
My vagina wants about a dolla ninety five.
My vagina wants to talk again!
My vagina wants to fall out of me.
My vagina wants to talk...to relax...to breathe... to have adventures... have great sex.
My vagina wants to wear white cotton and say "be gentle and loving."
My vagina wants natural fibers.
My vagina has very exacting standards. If you don't measure up - get out.
My vagina wants a little understanding - and if it doesn't get it, it's going to settle for a chaise lounge and a nice side table...because my vagina is more mature these days and is beginning to understand that there is a certain beauty in practicality.
Independence is the best aphrodisiac of all.