Sometimes...
When the day is dragging
I will look at the personals ads on
Craigslist
So many men
Looking for something
But I always wind up
Looking at the furniture ads instead
Because they are more interesting
And useful.
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Oh... Malgrin.
ReplyDeleteSometimes a chaise lounge is much more appealing.
And sometimes I wish they would personal ads really personal. Like I don't really care how tall someone is. What do they like? What is their philosophy on life? Do they make good travel companions?
Here's an ad from today (in its entirety):
ReplyDelete"What would your vagina ask for if she could ask for anything ?"
After an ad like that, my vagina would probably ask for a chaise lounge... or maybe a nice sofa table.
Oh my gosh!! I love this. And my vagina asks for natural fibers!!!
ReplyDeleteI now feel inspired to write something titled "What My Vagina Wants."
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